20 December 2006

Good Drugs Available in Iran

Queue up the laugh track:

Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has predicted that Britain, Israel and the United States would eventually disappear from the world like the Egyptian pharaonic kings.

"The oppressive powers will disappear while the Iranian people will stay. Any power that is close to God will survive while the powers who are far from God will disappear like the pharaohs," he said Wednesday, according to Iranian news agencies.

"Today, it is the United States, Britain and the Zionist regime which are doomed to disappear as they have moved far away from the teachings of God," he said in a speech in the western town of Javanroud.

"It is a divine promise."

Clearly Ahmadinejad is a very stable fellow. It'll be a weird adjustment for him should he someday receive a different sort of divinity from the ass end of a B2.

1 comment:

flamer said...

I am often told by my friends that I shouldn't believe conspiracy theories and ufo lore just because someone wrote it down somewhere. "Reading about it doesn't make it true," they say.