21 April 2006
FA Cup Semi-Final Saturday
Q - What does Didier Drogba do after scoring a hat trick against Liverpool?
A - Turns off his PlayStation
Q - What's the difference between a tea bag and Chelsea FC?
A - The tea stays in the cup longer
Q - What do you get when you cross a Chelsea Fan with a pig?
A - No one knows; there are some things a pig just won't do.
Q - Why does Arjen Robben whistle whilt on the toilet?
A - So her remembers which end to wipe.
Let's go you Reds!