11 March 2006

God Scores in Late Rally, Humaity Surges

AMSTERDAM, Netherlands - God scored late on March 10th by ending the life of Slobodan Milosevic and making the world a better place in which to live. Although about 60 years late in this case, God's deft touch was welcomed worldwide, and his most memorable strike since catching up with Yasser Arafat in 2004.

Those who believe in freedom and justice have been backing God in this campaign, and hoping he'll return to his old form, when Adolph Hitler, Joseph Stalin, Pol Pot and Nicolae Ceau┼čescu were regularly removed from Earth. God's fans are hoping he can keep on pace, as Earth is still littered by Osama bin Laden, Kim Jong Il and Fred Phelps.

1 comment:

flamer said...

Unfortunately, I don't think God had much to do with it:

Milosevic's lawyer, Zdenko Tomanovic, said: "I informed the Russian embassy on behalf of Mr Milosevic about his claims that his health was being wilfully destroyed, and that this should be (investigated) by the Russians."