Dogs Love All Routine

Especially the chemically-laced routines. Lileks on dogs, via the StarTribune:

And now it's every night. The expense is crippling. I have compensated by buying cheap dog food -- GopherBits, Sorta-Meat, Li'l Prince Minced Innards, that sort of stuff. He would be happy if I fed him gravel soaked in bouillon as long as he gets his Frosty Paws.