04 January 2006

Advertising Copy for Light Rail

It's the Hiawatha Line! Just like driving, except it takes 5 times as long, and when you get off the choo choo, you're still nowhere near either your destination or your home! I can already see the full-page advertisement . . .

"If you're going to one of the comically-few places we reach, and you don't care if it takes 50 minutes to go 6 miles, if you like hanging with pimps and ganstas, and don't mind 17 stops even if no one is getting off or getting on, and did we mention you don't care how long it takes, then we've got the money-losing, time-killing option for you!"

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