03 November 2006

This Day in History Revision

Bubba shows up in Amerca's fastest growing city and attracts 150 people(!), and among them; the very unstable:

Before Clinton's arrival, Clark County Commissioner Yvonne Atkinson Gates, the master of ceremonies, pined for the good old days of Clinton's presidency -- "when there were no scandals in the White House."

While Gates apparently forgot about Clinton's fairly well-publicized relationship with "that woman" Monica Lewinsky, she did not forget about how it would look on camera if Clinton spoke without an adoring audience in front of the podium. "If you don't stand over here (in front of the speaker's platform)," she warned the people sitting on bleachers, "you're not going to get to see the president."