And I don't even know anyone who went to a Big 12 school.
Q: What does the average Texas A&M player get on his SATs?
Q: What do you get when you put 32 Arkansas cheerleaders in one room?
A: A full set of teeth.
Q: How do you get a Nebraska cheerleader into your dorm room?
A: Grease her hips and push.
Q: How do you get a Colorado graduate off your porch?
A: Pay him for the pizza.
Q: Why do the Texas Tech cheerleaders wear bibs?
A: To keep the tobacco juice off their uniforms.
Q: Why is the Baylor football team like a possum?
A: Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.
Q: What are the longest three years of a Kansas State football player's life?
A: His freshman year.
Q: How many OU freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None - that's a sophomore course.
Q: Where was O.J. headed in the white Bronco?
A: Stillwater, Oklahoma - he knew that the police would never look there for a Heisman Trophy winner.
Q: Why did Texas choose orange as their team color?
A: You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday and picking up the trash along the highways the rest of the week.