08 June 2006

#1 Terrorist Strikes Again

Within the last 16 hours it seems that Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld, Rice, Gonzales and Coulter all had a hand in violating the civil rights, the human rights, and very likely hurt the feelings of Abu Musab al-Zarqawi. I'll be looking forward to statements of condemnation from Amnesty International, Human Rights Watch, the Sierra Club, the Walden Woods Project, the Minneapolis City Council and the Central Corridor Committee.

Of course you remember Abu Musab al-Zarqawi. He's the one that flunky failure W will never get, and now that he's been got, the same crowd will say it doesn't matter that he's been eliminated. The goal line is moving as I type this.

Meanwhile, the always-quoteable Al-Qaeda whackjobs promise to keep on keepin' on, making sure that everyone is either as Muslim as them or are promptly killed, 'cuz, you know, that's what ants, sheep and other cavemen are prone to do.

Anyway, congrats to Iraq for taking a big step forward on the journey to national stability. From early reports it look like a team effort by Iraqi security forces, Jordanian intelligence, and coalition air superiority. I tired to get more info from MPR this morning, but they were begging for even more money.

Anyway, Abu Musab al-Zarqawi is over. Now if we can just get the other foreign-born fanatical freaks out of Iraq those folks can get to work putting the pieces back together.

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