24 April 2009

Multiple Choice Question for Al Franken Voters

I was just wondering - on what grounds are you wishing Senator Norm Coleman to concede the election?
  • Like, ohmigod; this whole thing is taking like, forever.
  • I don't care about equal protection for those who didn't vote for my candidate.
  • Senator Coleman is totally a bad guy; I heard someone say something like that one time and I keep thinking about it.

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