News Because Wolf Blitzer Says So

LOS ANGELES - Utility workers connected the wrong wires and caused a blackout across major portions of Los Angeles on Monday afternoon, trapping people in elevators and snarling traffic at intersections, authorities said . . . Some power was restored within an hour; (Ron) Deaton said he expected all power to be restored by 5 p.m.

Jeez, I hope those poor people stuck in the elevator for all that time didn't have to resort to cannibalism.