06 February 2008

Celebrity Cooking Tips

I've been going about meal planning all wrong, especially when it comes to combinations of individual foods to make a meal. See, dummy me would, for example, combine spaghetti, meatballs, marinara sauce, garlic bread and Chianti.

Now - if I want to be somebody, what I need to have is a narcotic pain killer, valium, a heavy sedative, some more pain killers, an anti-depressant and a prescription sleep aid all at the same time.

No wonder I don't have parasitic photographers following me.

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