07 February 2007

Chateau Wal Mart

You park in the cavernous lot, go through the automatic doors, and the seasoned-citizen greeter hands you . . . the wine list:
Chateau Traileur Parc
White Trashfindel
Big Red Gulp
World Championship Riesling
Chez Boyardeaux
Peanut Noir
I Can't Believe it's not Vinegar
Nasti Spumante
Grape Expectations
The beauty of Wal-Mart wine is that it can be served with either white meat (possum) or red meat (squirrel).

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