John Forbes Kerry Saves the Middle East

You know how if Kerry would have been elected, there wouldn't have been a tsunami or hurricane, how half of Americans would be driving hybrids and Barry Bonds' blood would be clean? Well that same logic naturally applies regarding Israel v. Hezbollah, right? Wouldn't it be fun if Bush called his bluff in a very big way?

“Senator Kerry’s presence and intellect alone should bring a swift end to hostilities,” said Mr. Bush, who admitted that he, and the State Department, had “kind of put the Middle East thing on the back burner” while following televised coverage of the Tour de France bicycle race.