Sex with Rachel after she turned fifty was like driving the last-place team
on the last day of the Iditarod Dog Sled Race, the point no longer the ride but the finish, the difficulty not the speed but keeping all the parts moving in the right direction, not to mention all that irritating barking.
Dan Winters - Los Altos Hills, CA
12 July 2006
Magnificence of malfeasance in the form of the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest.