Father Time is Breaking Up That Old Gang of Mine

The Hee Haw reunion I've been hoping for is looking less and less likely all the time:

NASHVILLE, Tenn. (AP) — Jon Hager, who performed in the musical comedy duo The Hager Twins on "Hee-Haw," has died. He was 67.

(Hee Haw producer Sam) Lovullo said Hager had been in poor health and was depressed since his identical twin brother, Jim Hager, died in May 2008.

That right there, friends, is an unwritten country music song.