Ways I've Let DownPopular Musicians.
- Permitted sun to go down on Elton John, thus failing him.
- Failed to heed warning to stop in the name of love, broke Diana Ross's heart.
- Was cruel to a heart that was true, much to the chagrin of Elvis Presley.
- Monkees left at the station with only their worries after I missed the last train to Clarksville.
- Went changing to try to please Billy Joel. Total fiasco.
24 August 2007
Showbiz is Rough
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