Just One More Reason . . .

. . . that Africa remains "Africa:"

Police Public Relations Officer Mr. Tunde Mohammed said, the neighbourhood vigilante group chased a two-man gang, “while one of them escaped, the other was about to be apprehended by the team when he turned his back on the wall and turned to this goat.”

Not ones to be fooled, the police promptly arrested the goat. Home video knowledge is that at some point the goat would become human again.