Hollywood and it's worshipers run everything. Here's the Yahoo home page at 9:13 CDT on 27 May 2007:
I can imagine this innane approace to other news stories: "Bill Clinton's wife seeks Democrat nomination" "Mrs. Lincoln's husband shot at Ford's Theater" "Eva Braun's boyfriend takes own life."
Nice going Yahoo. Jeez, they must really have the teenagers running the show this holiday weekend.