Drivers who can position their car in the middle of a parking space at a supermarket are sliding closer to extinction, conservationists have warned.Remember - extinct is forever.
Research teams have recorded a sharp decline in numbers over the last decade, despite strenuous efforts to educate the public about how easy it is to just put your fucking car in the middle of a parking space.
Conservationists have blamed the crisis on a combination of poaching, loss of habitat and an unbelievable fucking selfishness by a bunch of total and complete bastards who deserve to die on a spike."There are now less than 50 people in the UK who are able to do this," said Dr Logan.
10 December 2008
Science Warns of Exctinction
If man continues to ignore the evidence, it'll soon be too late: