Science Warns of Exctinction

If man continues to ignore the evidence, it'll soon be too late:

Drivers who can position their car in the middle of a parking space at a supermarket are sliding closer to extinction, conservationists have warned.

Research teams have recorded a sharp decline in numbers over the last decade, despite strenuous efforts to educate the public about how easy it is to just put your fucking car in the middle of a parking space.

Conservationists have blamed the crisis on a combination of poaching, loss of habitat and an unbelievable fucking selfishness by a bunch of total and complete bastards who deserve to die on a spike."There are now less than 50 people in the UK who are able to do this," said Dr Logan.

Remember - extinct is forever.