Wow; Fun Couple!

I'm sure their friendship is deep and eternal:

Swanson and Alameri each tried to pin the crime on the other, the complaint said. Swanson said she hadn't stolen the mail but that Alameri had three garbage bags full of mail that he had put in a trash can in the alley behind his home. Alameri claimed that Swanson had brought all of the mail to the car and to his home.

According to court records, Swanson has prior convictions for theft, disorderly conduct, domestic assault and drunken driving. Alameri has several traffic offenses and a drunken-driving conviction on his record.

I'll never gripe about having my taxes raised in order to incarcerate more shitheads.