Yea, They're Down in Pittsburgh

The Wings beat the Pens in the igloo tonight to go up three games to one. It's a tough hole to dig out of, but Pittsburgh still has Mike Lange. After a goal, hit or otherwise nifty move, Lange has the punctuation:

Scratch my back with a hacksaw!
Get in the fast lane Grandma, the bingo game is ready to roll!
Buy Sam a drink and get his dog one too!
Lord Stanley, get me the brandy!
Call Arnold Slick from Turtle Creek!
He just lost his liquor license!
He's handing out checks like it's the first of the month!
The turkey is on the table!
I'll be cow-kicked!
It's time to buy new shoes!
He hasn't scored since the eighth-grade picnic!
Let's go hunt moose on a Harley!
Donna needs a donut!
How much fried chicken can you eat?
And the kitchen is closed!
Never sit on a bald man's hat!
She wants to sell my monkey!
He's smilin' like a butcher's dog!
He put it in the top shelf where grandma keeps the cookies!
Hop in the Cordoba baby, we're going bowling!