Showbiz is Rough

From Timothy McSweeny's Lists:

Ways I've Let DownPopular Musicians.

- Permitted sun to go down on Elton John, thus failing him.

- Failed to heed warning to stop in the name of love, broke Diana Ross's heart.

- Was cruel to a heart that was true, much to the chagrin of Elvis Presley.

- Monkees left at the station with only their worries after I missed the last train to Clarksville.

- Went changing to try to please Billy Joel. Total fiasco.